They’ve been going in and out of style, But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile

My favorite section from a forwarded email, "Kids talk about Relationships":

How to make love endure.

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." -Ricky, age 10

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -Tom, Age 7

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -Randy, Age 8

Eww! Now I feel like I should go watch WE or Oprah or some home remodeling show.

Cortana to Base

First Halo 2 dream was Sunday night. I had been playing Halo 2 and watching the Patriots game, so my dream was a weird combination of Halo and football. Something like a football coach yelling advice at me as I practiced my Halo attacks? Anyway... Halo 2 is awesome. Even better than THUG 2.