Where Have All the Forks Gone?

Yogi Berra once said, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!". I would go one step further and say, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it, wash it, and bring it to my apartment." Seriously... we have a major shortage of forks. There are plenty of knives and spoons, but just about every time I need a fork (which is just about every time I eat an Uncle Ben's rice bowl) I have to choose the least dirty of the 3 in the sink and wash it. I can't say how this fork shortage has come about or have any idea where they might be. It's a mystery of somewhat the same magnitude as "What happens to all my socks?".

Short Cuts

Does everyone know the Ctrl-N shortcut for Internet Explorer? I hope so because it's sooo nice. Ctrl-N basically opens a new browser to the exact same page that you're currently on.

Picked up the recycling bin this morning to take out some beer cans from yesterday afternoon's poker game. The recycling bin has a hole in the bottom which I discovered when a bunch of beer backwash poured onto my pants. That's not a good way to start off the week, but at least I had a good poker day, so I didn't really mind changing pants.